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hack the warehouse - championship

https://hack.gguf.org

Pick one of four fighters, walk into a warehouse turned tournament arena, knock out 1000 hackers and the four top hackers who come out to stop you, and take the title.

The hacker squad (online - coop beta)

https://hackersquad.org

*multiple players supported - serverless scheme; a special setup needed

	Weapons	Plays like	Overclock
Adam — a boy in a black T-shirt and jeans	Microphone (on its stand) and a drone	Long reach, wide sweeps; screams and drone strafes hit at range	Sonic Boom — three screams, a drone strafe, the mic drop
Ana — a girl in a white sailor-style dress	Cellphone (on a selfie stick) and a laptop	The fastest hands: short-gap strings, dash cancels, spinning moves	Viral Storm — six dash cuts, a spinning storm, the burst
Brian — a man in a cap and a blue T-shirt	A cart and a camera	Slow and heavy; the cart flattens a rank, the camera's flash staggers a lane	Rush Hour — three flashes, a cart ride through the crowd, the unload
Alex — a sheep in flight goggles (from Sheep Village)	Umbrella	Long sweeps; opened, the umbrella throws a wide gale, calls a cloudburst down 5 m away, and carries him 4 m as a twister	Typhoon — he rides the spinning umbrella as the eye of a storm: fly him with the stick, then the storm drop
Bryan — a pig in a yellow safety helmet (from Sheep Village)	STOP-sign shield, traffic cones, roadworks fences	Slow and heavy; bats a cone 9 m down the lane, pops one up underfoot, shoves a fence through the ranks, kicks cones out in a fan, jackhammers the floor, scatters a ring of cones	Road Closed — four fence walls pen the crowd in, thirteen cones rain into the pen, then the slam
Clara — a cat in a witch costume (from Sheep Village)	Burning broom, pumpkins, bats	Quick strings that trail fire; breathes flame, lobs pumpkins, swarms the ring with bats	Witching Hour — the bat swarm, three pumpkin bombs, the Great Pumpkin
Connector — an oval jelly monster: three hairs, big eyes, a large mouth, orange balls for hands	Itself	Hops, spins, belly bumps; copies Adam's scream and Brian's flash; Clone Call (charge after the 5th hit) splits off three clones — blue, pink, yellow — that fight on their own for five seconds	Giga Connect — blows itself up to 100× its size: three giant hops you steer one by one (hold a direction before each take-off; a disc marks the landing), a giant spin, the belly flop. Pressed in the air: Clone Call — the three clones fight beside it for ten seconds

The stage

Round	Hall	Goal	Boss
1	Loading Dock	200 knock-outs	PHISH — lure casts, then a spam flood
2	Server Aisles	450 knock-outs	TROJAN — shield charges, shock waves, calls his squads
Semi-final	Mainframe Core	700 knock-outs	RANSOM — payload drops, a lockdown, carpet drops
Final	Mainframe Core	1000 knock-outs	ROOT, the champion — four phases: blade rushes, three forks of himself, a blackout, the mask comes off

Every boss area attack is telegraphed by a red disc filling up on the floor: walk out of it, roll through it, or jump the travelling shock rings. Clearing a round heals you. Your squad (the white hoodies) fights alongside you.

Practice is the endless arena in the Mainframe Core: waves keep coming and you can't be knocked out.

Difficulty

Level	What changes
Easy	Half damage, long wind-ups, one attacker at a time, weaker bosses, bigger heals
Normal	The baseline
Hard	Tougher hackers and bosses, ×1.5 damage, shorter wind-ups, smaller heals
Extremely Hard	×1.9 damage, three attackers at once, bosses shrug off light hits

Controls

Action	Keys	Gamepad	Touch
Move (camera-relative)	WASD / arrow keys	left stick	floating stick (left half)
Attack	J / left click	X □	ATK
Charge (mid-combo: a finisher)	K / right click	Y △	CHG
Jump	Space	A ×	JMP
Dodge	L / Shift	R1 R2	DDG
Overclock (a gauge segment full)	I	B ○	OC (lit when ready)
Camera	mouse (click the field to lock it) / Q E	right stick	drag on the right half
Recenter / face the nearest boss	R	L1 L2	—
Pause	Esc	Start	II

Tap attack for the string (up to six hits); press charge after the 1st–5th hit for a different finisher each time, or on its own for the fighter's signature move. Run for a moment and attack for a dash attack; attack or charge in the air for air moves.